Adey Prabha aiya

Is this the way to run a terrorist organisation? I mean really. You're supposed to be scaring people. You know, dropping bombs from planes, taking out schools, threatening us all with violent and gruesome death. After all the Government needs something to jusify the rising cost of living, the inefficient infrastructure, the attacks on anyone and everyone who dares to criticise The Beast, and all the other bullshit we're going through.

And now you go and do this. I mean how dare you kill Jeyaraj. After all he did for the country. After he created and supported the airport taxi mafia, after he stole billions of rupees from the country in kickbacks - yes, yes, I know 10% of the LKR2.1 billion for an overpass is not much nowadays, when you can't even get a packet of rice for under LKR100, and a lot of that also went to The Beast - after he helped The Beast send you a whole lot of money so that you'd throw the Jaffna elections in favour of The Beast. How can you do this to him?

I mean, we want to hate you. We love to hate you. Modern mothers scare their children with the kotiya instead of goni billa of our childhood. And then you do this. You blow poor old Jeyaraj up. How can we hate you after this? How can we tell people Yes, the LTTE are terrorists, and have done nothing good for the people of this country, whether Sinhala or Tamil? But then, you did take out K A Karunaratne, our only hope for at least a we didn't come last at the Olympics. Maybe you should learn to use smaller bombs and get closer in?

But seriously Prabha machan, (can I call you machan?) killing Jeyaraj is not the way to maintain your evil terrorist status. But if you don't mind losing it, can I recommend Mad Merv for the next one? You'll even get the Rupavahini crowd on your side then.