What's my motherfucking name?

Snoop Doggy Dogg made a whole album based on ONE SINGLE SONG

People are waiting to hear Samuel L Jackson say "we got motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane"

In Russian "yob tvoyu maht" means "fuck your mother." Go on, say it to a Russian and see

And I'm writing a minor dissertation on incestuous carnal relations with your maternal figure as the prelude to telling you about me.

So I use Linux, sue me... actually don't I'm broke enough as it is. Running The Linux Center is fun, but not exactly the most well paying job in the world. But if you want to get trained in Linux, its a good place to come to. Now that the obligatory shameless plug is over...

I'm old, old enough that my hair and beard and mustache are turning grey, and I've plucked a few nostril hairs that have been sticking out of my nose that have turned grey too. Am I the only one who suffers from greying NOSTRIL HAIR??? For fuck's sake..

Obviously this post is NOT going to make people happy. Especially since I am supposed to be a nice person who is corporate oriented. Yeah right. You guys are getting CAPITALISATION here. I'm actually wearing out my Shift key so that this blog will look nice and readable. Happy now?? As George Clinton once said, "yeah, I did it. I might cry two tears in a bucket. Fuck it. Let's take it to the stage."

So now we have established that Yours Truly swears a lot. In fact he could be called Sir Swears-a-lot, but then why bother stating the obvious?

I use Linux, I am old, I alternate my nights between The Linux Center and my parent's place by the lake (Hey, they got a washing machine and I need clean undies). You want to know more? Keep reading the blog, it'll be updated regularly whenever I fucking feel like it

Thank you for listening. You may now fuck off.