Yeah he's a mad monk.. no he's not Rasputin.

As you probably have seen I have not been posting too often.. This is not because you have been forgotten, or that i no longer care about you.. Far from it mes enfents. Far from it indeed.

Its just that your truly has been running around the country teaching teachers. The Mad Monk comes along, and we do various buddhisty things too, like distributing buddhist books to the schools.

All the schools seem to be quite willing to accept the buddhist books, but one always wonders, how would they feel if it was a padre distributing christian literature?

But that's not what I came here to talk about.. came to talk about the draft.. or maybe not.. I'm kinda strange like that.

But tripping with the mad Monk, going places teaching Linux, spewing my own vicious brand of paranoia.. its all good.

I keep promising to add my schedule and I keep forgetting ..

so here it is

April

27 Isipathana MV

28 Lumbini MV

May

2 Gurukula MV, Kelaniya

3 Good Shepherd BMV, Hendala

5 Dharmashoka College, Ambalangoda

6 Prajapathie Gothami MV, Ambalangoda

10 St Servatius College, Matara

11 Mahamaya Girls Schoool Matara

15 Kalutara MV, Kalutara

16 Tissa MMV, Kalutara North

June

23 Theraputta MV, Hambantota

30 St. Aloycius MV, Ratnapura

July

1 Sumana Balika, Ratnapura

4 Kegalu Balika MV, Kegalle

5 Dudley Senanayake MV, Kegalle

7 Swarnamali BMV, Kandy

8 Sri Rahula MV, Kandy

14 Talawakele Tamil MV, Talawakele

15 Sirimawo Bandaranayake BV, Hanguranketha

17 St. Mary's MV, Chilaw

21 Provincial IT Center, Kurunegala - Changed to Sri Sumangala MV, Kurunegala

22 Lakdas MV Kurunegala

27 Christ Church MV Matale

28 Vijaya College Matale

August

3 Provincial IT Center, Anuradhapura

4 Giritalegama MV Polonnaruwa

17 Uva Maha Vidyalaya, Badulla

18 Vishaka Balika MV Badulla

But the point is not where we go.. the point (I guess) is the number of great people we meet and the good times we have. The experiences I have are the kind that are sometimes weird.. usually surreal..

like ..

.. like the teacher with the smelly pussy.. she had a problem with the CDROM drive.. I was kneeling on the floor trying to fix it when I get a familiar odour .. now there I am.. and in the words of Miggs.. "I can smell your cunt".. so here I am .. spinning in two directions.. on one she smells so bad that I can smell her through threr feet of air and a sari.. and on the other I AM smelling her cunt.. should I be turned on? or repulsed?.. i am still not completely sure

.. more to come