You gotta fight for your right to PAAAAAAARRRRTAAAAYYYY!!

And in the ol' dotelkay you really DO have to fight.

I was in the Food City in Piliyandala a few days ago when I saw a wonderful sign. "In accordance with the excise law circular no. 666 [they have GOT to be kidding right??] we will not sell alcohol to persons under 21 and women" (I'll get a pic of it soon.. I promise)

What the figgedy FUCK!! Its bad enough that we won't sell alcohol to people under 21. They have the right to vote, the right to drive vehicles and the right to go die in a stupid fucking war. But let them have a drink?? Nooooo!! That would be completely WRONG. Come to think of it.. for two years the poor fucker could get married, but not be able to drink at his wedding..

Then there is the "to women" part. Obviously women consuming alcohol in dotelkay is a SERIOUS problem. After all we can't have the gedara budun having a shot or two to alleviate the fact that she is bored out of her skull with nothing to do other than buy lottery tickets and watch vcds can we? How can we worship our mothers when they smell of alcohol? After all mothers are sacred. They don't force their 10 year old daughters to have sex with their 18 yr old toyboys and get pregnant .. oh no that DIDN'T happen .. the newspaper reports on it were COMPLETELY untrue.. mothers don't have sex in dotelkay, they just get pregnant by osmosis. Come on you women's rights groups.. lets see you put your money where your mouth is.. lets see you actually DO something about this BLATANT sexism and discrimination.

They are also trying to stop the consumption of alcohol in public. WHY?? I mean REALLY? WHY??? Your average public drinker is NOT the guy you think of. Not the guy rubbing up on you in a bus. Its the guys who after a long day go down to the beach with a bottle and some shandy to watch the sun go down. Its the hard working guy who walks to a liquor store straight after work buys a qarter of the cheapest rotgut they have and chugs it down in one gulp. Its the everyday folk who want/need a buffer against this fucked up world we're living in.

And lets not EVEN get into the "drinking in pubs" thing. Some minister's spoiled brat isn't allowed to take his gun toting body guards into a club, so daddy-fucking-dearest organises a mob that rips the club to pieces while the cops are a scant 100 meters away sitting with their thumbs up their asses.. and because of him we can't drink in a club after 11 anymore?

Who the FUCK came up with that idea? Actually we know who. The old Brits who left the laws behind for us. Isn't it fucking amazing thaty the Brits have gone beyond those laws, but we're still holding on to them as part of our so-called "culture"?? And we can't blame them alone.. Lets also cast blame where blame is due.. the fucking JHUththo, who are trying hard to create a fundamentalist state in dotelkay.

Now everyone's gonna be all up in arms because I am in favour of public drinking which will lead to public rowdiness and women getting rubbed up in buses and raped in public, dogs and cats living together.. MASS HYSTERIA.. Tell you fuckers what. GIVE US A PLACE TO DRINK.. A comfy pub where we can consume our alcohol in peace. Preferably with a nice view.. Splash is making money hand over fist.. lets have a few more locations like that.. When you allocate public spaces, allocate some space for the people to drink in as well. If someone gets rowdy .. well there ARE laws about being "drunk and disorderly".. use them, apply them, enforce them. The rights of the many should not be taken away by a few idiots...

So its time to fight for our rights to party. After all, alcohol is the only thing that can make living in this ever-deepening pile of shit we call a country bearable